Saffron stole my shoes!

Sunday i was stuck at work all day, exhausted! Even though Saffron and Sleazy  came to visit me and brought me a fab sushi lunch I'm still very bitter. I come home to find a shopping bag from Dolce Vita and I got all excited because I love when Saffron goes shoe crazy and buys new shoes for me to steal. So, I rush over to open the box and i find the most fabulous pair of neon pink flats. Anything NEON and/or Pink must belong to me so now I'm very bitter but I will soon be going into her closet to steal my shoes back
-Butter
MY soon to be new shoes ....