Net-A-Porter wish list..

Pippa Small 18-karat gold pink tourmaline studs

 Red Valentino sequined tank dress

Jimmy Choo Gate metallic-leather sandals

-Saffron

Ashley Greene needs a new stylist ASAP

She's been dressing mighty fug on the Eclipse promo tour.
-Saffron

Foxy finally married BAG

Apparently it was a small ceremony at the Four Seasons in Maui, HI.

 P.S. Does anyone remember when Brian Austin Green the nerd from 90210 became Brian Green the rapper? Watch this in case you need a refresher...


-Saffron

Beckham joining the fam in South of France

After a complete letdown by the English team. It's pretty doubtful he has another 4 years left in him, so I feel bad that getting obliterated by Germany will be his last World Cup memory.

On the plus side, Kaka and my Brazilian boys are kicking ass and ready to knock out Netherlands on their way to the final..

-Saffron

BET Awards Roundup

 Is it bad that I think Alicia Keys is way cuter preggers than not? Then again, a few more months and I may take that back...

Nicki Minaj is bat-shit crazy.. and of course, one of Sleazy's favorites...

Jada forgot her pants... Woman, you have nearly grown children, it's time to cover it up.

Lastly, Mike Epps: BEST dressed of the night!
Pretty sure there's a pic of Sleazy in this exact outfit circa 1996 taped up on his momma's fridge.
-Saffron

Diddy-Dirty Money Live BET Awards 2010 ft Rick Ross, TI & Nicki Minaj HQ

ALso, I don't care what you say about Diddy, best performance of the night even after all these years...

I hate when the paparazzi take pics of Butter and I...

At least we look skinny ;)
P.S. can't believe both of them have babies.
-Saffron

I never thought i'd want anything worn by Miley Cyrus

But I love this necklace she's been wearing all over the place.

I've been trying to find out who makes it all week... no success yet.
-Saffron

I'm dying to meet the people actually buying this

Weight Watcher's wine???
How much of a binge drinker do you have to be to stoop this low?

Sidenote: Butter, you should totally show this to your boss.

My beloved France may be a complete mess this year

And I'm still mourning the loss of Zinedine Zidane.

But midfielder Yoann Gourcuff is looking mighty fine.
-Saffron

Beyonce has been spending wayy too much time with Solange

What is this outfit? In Beyonce's defense, sometimes this happens to me when I spend too much time with Butter. Time for a minor break between these two sisters so Beyonce can regain her fabulous style.
-Saffron

J.Alba in Paris

at the premiere of The Killer Inside Me.
Love the dress, love the shoes, but the hair is beyond stupid. Alba seems to specialize in getting close to perfection and then throwing in something so ridiculously stupid and ugly that it's all ruined.
-Saffron

If this is true then Butter should be famous

“I remember having that unibrow, which I always hated. I used to beg my mother to let me pluck my eyebrows. It’s an old wives’ tale that babies born with unibrows are destined to be famous, and when I was born, my grandmother looked at my mom and said, ‘This baby’s going to be famous.’ I believe I was ten when my mother finally let me pluck into the unibrow.”
-Megan Fox

-Saffron

Shakira - She Wolf Diet

“I needed a whole month to get back into shape. I danced, worked out and had to stick to a strict diet – only fish, spinach and a specially-prepared dessert with tofu. For the first time in my life I was dreaming of chocolate and cake and always woke up with tears in my eyes.”
-Shakira


Nothing but fish and spinach for a month? Sounds awful and yet, I desperately wish I was capable of following suit.
-Saffron

Prego dance

i have no plans on being prego anytime soon but whenever it happens i hope i can break it down like this!


-Butter

Nina Dobrev in Toronto

I adore the Vampire Diaries leading lady and would love if Butter would stop obsessing over Vanessa Hudgens and start following Nina. She's super cute, never looks like she needs a shower and has fab style.

-Saffron

Kerr & Bloom Engaged!

After many years together, apparently these two are finally going to tie the knot.

-Saffron

cover up skanky!

I get Miley Cyrus is trying to be edgy but when did edgy become tacky? i actually think this outfit for the Canada;s MuchMusic video awards is funny but thats because she is bringing out a little gangster! whoever dress her during her day to day life should dress her at night because they do a way better job.

Skanky vs Fabulous

-Butter

Jessica Alba GenLux photoshoot

Im not sure if im loving the new pictures of Jessica alba. I love to see her switching it up a little but im just such a fan of her mommy look its hard for me to see her any other way.

She almost looks like scary spice here..

-Butter

Less then two weeks away

-Butter

In case I made you depressed with my last post

Here's some old school Usher- my way.






Wait, I don't remember this being so cheesy...  whatever, Bieber is still worse.
-Saffron

There are so many things wrong with this video

I don't really know where to start.
I can't stand Bieber... honestly, there's no one more annoying. Also, watching old-man Usher (note: apparently he's only 31) try to still be cool and remember the days when he used to be able to dance is just painful.





-Saffron

Alessandra Ambrosio supporting my favorite team

Still not a huge fan of her face, but love this pic! Joga Bonito!
-Saffron

I want everything from vince right now

Maybe because its all sweats! but im obsessed and i want it all!

I know the last thing i need right now is more sweat pants but look how comfy these look. ( French terry sweat pants)

Yes i need the top to! 

-Butter 

Saffron is my stylist!

Thank god i have saffron, im sure if she wasn't around i would be running around naked. She just made me buy this fabulous dress Kourtney is wearing on letterman. I cant wait till i have an excuse to wear it!

-Butter

Look at this amazing skinny back!

Saw this in Marie Claire Italy and im obsessed with how skinny her back looks! 
-Butter

Got milk

Lauren do you not realize you dont get the mustache if you drink it out of a straw? I use to be obsessed with got milk ads i didnt know they were still around..

-Butter

Yoga is not as easy as it looks

I hate when people try to make yoga look easy, because its not! I struggle a lot in yoga so i get very annoyed when people especially skinny people make it look easy.

-Butter

If someone would buy me these Givenchy shoes..

I'd be a very happy girl.

Last week my father referred to my taste in shoes as anything looking like it belongs in Star Wars.. I'm guessing if I showed up with these, it wouldn't change his mind. Oh Well, I'd still be a happy happy girl!
-Saffron

I went to net-a-porter.com to check out the sale

And of course wound up finding new things (definitely NOT on sale) that I'm obsessing over.

Issa Silk-Crepe Assymetric Gown

 

Chloe Paraty Medium Leather Bag

YSL arty metal and enamel ring. I've been obsessing over these since last summer, I should probably just suck it up and buy one. 

-Saffron

When I grow up I want to be Eva Mendes

She looks amazing in these W pics. And don't forget about this insane Calvin Klein ad from last year.

-Saffron