Feeling like a fatty in need of some thinspo

courtesy of DT Spain's Top 50 hotties list

operation skinny resumes tomorrow... i swear
-saffron

Kourtney and Scott look better post-baby than SLeazy and I at half their age

maybe it's time to consider buying quicktrim...
-Saffron

I forgot to include Giuliana

She looks gorg.. unfortunately, she doesn't look preggers and i'm eagerly anticipating seeing her with a baby bump.
-Saffron

Nicole Richie's new hair

She's gone much lighter, and apparently a little longer.

She seems to always be carrying a green juice lately. Wonder if that's all she consumes all day.
-Saffron

Lily Aldridge is my new favorite VS angel

well at least until Miranda Kerr comes back.
-Saffron

Why everyone's New Year resolution should be to work out more

unless you can honestly say you'll look like Demi Moore at 47, then it's time to hit the gym..

Love the way Kourtney dresses Mason

This is fully how I plan to dress Butter's child..

P.S. has anyone seen her on the cover of this week's OK magazine? The eldest Kardashian is reportedly 95lbs...

-Saffron

Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,

In theory I hate this dress, but

if I was 38 years old and looked like you after two kids, I'd probably rock it too.
-Saffron

I need my sneakers sent to me ASAP

bc I need to workout as much as is necessary to look like this....

seriously though, who has arms like that?
-Saffron

PERRFECTIONNNNN!

she's my idol, 'nuff said...
-Saffron

New Mantra

Taste Everything, Eat Nothing....

Ok, so I know it's nothing new but i'm gonna give it a try. I'm dead sick of diet food but still need to lose some pounds... Maybe this will work for me, as long as I prevent the binge eating :)
-Saffron 

Miranda Kerr's Baby Bump

is flatter than my non-preggers abs...

maybe it's time to hit the gym..
-Saffron

Today's Diet Motivation

Jessica Alba at the Late Show with David Letterman.. her bod always looks faboosh
-Saffron

Brooklyn Decker looks really cute

strolling through NYC with hubby Andy Roddick

I've always thought she and Butter have the same body but now I think Butter's legs might be thinner than hers...
-Saffron

Do the Pussycat Dolls still exist?

Nicole Scherzinger was spotted out paddle surfing while on vaca in Hawaii... umm time for the rest of us to hit the gym...
-Saffron

Eva Mendes...

no explanation necessary, she's my hero.

-Saffron

Serena by far has the best GG wardrobe

I'd die for any of these outfits right now.
I guess it doesn't hurt that this is what she has underneath..

-Saffron

It's finally hot in LA

and i'm ready to go to the beach! Only problem is I haven't been preparing for this. So here's a little gym inspiration for bikini season.

-Saffron

I hate when the paparazzi take pics of Butter and I...

At least we look skinny ;)
P.S. can't believe both of them have babies.
-Saffron

I'm dying to meet the people actually buying this

Weight Watcher's wine???
How much of a binge drinker do you have to be to stoop this low?

Sidenote: Butter, you should totally show this to your boss.