If you're going to become a Houston resident against your will

 Then a membership here is a must!

www.houstonian.com 
This place looks Divine with a capital D! While trying to research alternatives to LA favorites such as Sports Club and Equinox, I stumbled across this little gem of a hotel/fitness club. Pretty sure I passed by it once with Sleazy and he completely ignored my inquiries as to what lies behind the wooden walls.

I just read a blog that said they offer free mocha blended drinks in the locker rooms. What more could a girl possibly want?

-Saffron