I hate when the paparazzi take pics of Sleazy and I...

-Saffron

Today's Diet Motivation

Jessica Alba at the Late Show with David Letterman.. her bod always looks faboosh
-Saffron

Brooklyn Decker looks really cute

strolling through NYC with hubby Andy Roddick

I've always thought she and Butter have the same body but now I think Butter's legs might be thinner than hers...
-Saffron

Recipe I can't wait to try

Strawberry, Banana, ‘n Nut Butter Love Muffins

Ingredients:

• 1 cup whole grain spelt flour
• 3/4 cup unbleached white flour
• 1/2 tsp Himalayan sea salt
• 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
• 1/2 cup Sucanat (or brown sugar)
• 1/2 cup toasted pecans
• 1.5 tsp baking soda
• 1/2 tsp aluminum-free baking powder
• 1.5 tbsp ground chia seed (or flax) + 1/4 cup water
• 1.25 cup almond milk
• 2 heaping tbsp coconut butter
• 3 tbsp nut butter (I used TJ’s sunflower seed butter)
• 2 tbsp pure maple syrup
• 3/4 cup strawberries, chopped

Directions: preheat oven to 375F. Grease a muffin tin and set aside. In a small bowl mix the ground chia and water and set aside. In a large bowl mix all dry ingredients (flours, salt, cinnamon, Sucanat, pecans, baking soda + powder). Set aside. In a medium sized bowl, mix all wet ingredients (chia + water mixture, milk, warmed coconut butter, nut butter, maple syrup). Mix well. Add wet to dry and stir. Fold in chopped strawberries, reserving 1/4 of them to sprinkle on top of muffins. Scoop mixture into muffin tin and sprinkle on remaining strawberries. I made 9 large muffins and I baked them for 25 minutes at 375F. Alternatively you can make 12 smaller muffins too. Baking time might need to be adjusted.

 Recipe courtesy of ohsheglows.com

-Saffron

Dear SLeazy,

This is my dream house. Perfect for our 8th anniversary don't you think??

-Saffron

The outfit I wish I had for this rainy weather

-saffron

WAYYYY better than the real one!

Because everyone needs more stripes

Im loving this over sized long sleeve stripped shirt from gap! saffron i think we should get matching ones.

Butter

Fall Fashion Inspiration

Not sure if it's the unbearable heat or all the sept issue mags on newsstands, but i'm totally ready for fall fashion...

 -Saffron

Dear Kim Kardashian,

99.9999% of the time i'd hate to have your body.
this might be the one and only exception...

-Saffron

Do the Pussycat Dolls still exist?

Nicole Scherzinger was spotted out paddle surfing while on vaca in Hawaii... umm time for the rest of us to hit the gym...
-Saffron

My beloved is off the injured list

David Beckham was in NY last night to help the Galaxy defeat Thierry Henry and the Red Bulls.

-Saffron

J. Alba does her best Butter impression...

Jessica wore Butter's uniform (circa 2009) to a celebrity charity kickball game. Here are the necessary components of the ensemble.
1. Oversized t-shirt... Check!
2. Rolled up sweatpants.. check!
3. Funny colored sneakers... Check!

She also brought along my long lost child honor and hubby Cash Warren.
-Saffron

Hillary Duff's wedding looks amazeballs!

The duffster married her hockey player bf Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara last night.

-Saffron

Skinny Bitch

-Butter

Back to baking!

SO as you know i moved into my own apartment last month but for some reason i couldn't get the gas company to come out until today. Now that i will have a stove again im ready to bake.. I think im going to start with my favorite blueberry muffins ( of course the recipe comes from Barefoot Contessa)

Ingredients

• 12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
• 1 1/2 cups sugar
• 3 extra-large eggs, at room temperature
• 1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
• 8 ounces (about 1 cup) sour cream
• 1/4 cup milk
• 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
• 2 half-pints fresh blueberries, picked through for stems

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Place 16 paper liners in muffin pans.

In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter and sugar until light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. With the mixer on low speed, add the eggs 1 at a time, then add the vanilla, sour cream, and milk. In a separate bowl, sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. With the mixer on low speed add the flour mixture to the batter and beat until just mixed. Fold in the blueberries with a spatula and be sure the batter is completely mixed.

Scoop the batter into the prepared muffin pans, filling each cup just over the top, and bake for 25 to 30 minutes, until the muffins are lightly browned on top and a cake tester comes out clean.

-Butter

Kardashian and Bieber

Im the biggest fan of both but i just saw this photo shoot when i was reading the september issue of Elle and all i could think was pedophile?!? But i love the grey Jacket Bieber is wearing in one of the photo i wonder if i can get that for tito?

-Butter

When can i start wearing fall colors on my nails?

I just saw Essie new nail polish for fall and im dying over this one color! Its called Velvet Voyeur and it looks amazing i cant wait to try it. I think I may even do the reverse french manicure with it, another one of my favorite looks on nails.

-Butter

The Romantics

Im kind of dying to see this! saffron can you fly back and come see it with me??

-Butter

my boys!

Is it bad that i think my boys will look like this minus the blond hair?

-Butter

Teen Choice awards

Im obsessed with this outfit, i know saffron is already thinking its way to short but i dont care!

It kind of makes me sad to see hillary duff all grown up trying to look sexy what happened to lizzie M?? Either way looks like the gym has been paying off! ( cant wait to see wedding pictures)

I havent gotten a chance to watch the awards yet because i was on a flight but im dying to after seeing this picture!

-Butter

Excuse me???

I just saw this photo shoot for Bazaar Magazine called "I die" and i died when i saw it! Im obsessed with rachel zoe ( and her skinnyness). Now i see her her with vera wang does it getting any better then this?

I cant believe i missed it!

I am still supper bummed that i missed the broadway show of rent at the hollywood bowl! Saffron forgot to mention it was only playing for a weekend... But i died when i saw this video of Zac Efron tipping Vanessa during her performance. I dont care what you say saffron i LOVE HIM!

-Butter

Obsessed

Im kind of obsessed with this photo shoot of Kourtney and mason i think she looks amazing!

-Butter

I need shakira Pink tutu

Saffron please feel free to get this for me for my next Birthday!!!

-Butter